meeko-fitz:

keybladebanditjing:

Sometimes I wonder if Haven City has a “Guards” show, kinda like “Cops,” and if so, how often Jak is on it, or if it’s just become all about him.

“Tonight, on Guards: that damn kid is at it again.”

This week, on Guards, things appear to be just another day on the streets of Haven, 

*shot of KG officer* “Nothing to report.”

But that couldn’t be further from the truth!

*Shot of a hovercraft flying through a ball of fire and metal bits right behind same officer, screaming and shouting and a rather high pitched shriek coming from an orange blur*

[BAD BOYS PLAYS]